A Mini-Delorean.

Holiday weekend is over. Back to work, boo. Back To The Future, yeah! Here we see a drawing of the Back To The Future movie poster. A movie poster is something the studio releases to advertise a movie. As you can see Marty is jumping out of the Delorean in an awkward manner. He is straddling two rows of fire, taking off his sun glasses, and checking his wristwatch, all in one motion. That's a lot of action for one movie poster! I don't remember any of this happening in the movie. Where is the back of the Delorean, you might be asking. I don't know. It wasn't on the poster. So I guess movie posters don't have to depict the movie that accurately at all. Sorta like my drawings!

I don't like that Dane Cook guy. He rubs me the wrong way and isn't funny. If only I had a time machine and stop him from becoming popular.....If only.....Stupid reality.

Did you see what those guys were wearing?

Good morning! Doc sure seems excited about the prospect of time travel. To bad he is about to get shot by some Libyans. Don't worry, he survives. (I guess I should have given a spoiler alert, oops) He'll get to time travel soon enough.

I really like these hazmat suits that Marty and Doc are wearing. They're really rad. Marty looks like Dignan from Bottle Rocket. Where do you pick up one of these yellow jump suits? I wonder what sort of situations I could get away with wearing one of them in? Are they ever strictly Taboo? Funerals; definitely not, but weddings; I say okay.

Wes Anderson should do a Back To The Future remake. That would be amazing. Or at least the soundtrack would be an upgrade!

Flame Retardant in a Can.

10:45 a.m. time to blog about Back To The Future.

Uh oh, that model car is on fire and about to crash into a box of old rags! This could be disastrous. Good thing Doc Brown is wearing safety goggles and has a 1950's era fire extinguisher. I don't understand why people keep boxes of old rags laying around. Is it for washing your car or stove or something? Haven't people ever heard of a the miracle shammy? The infomercial used to be on all the time.

I think Doc Brown would be a great infomercial guy! Whatever he's selling, I am buying. He'd be much better than that Ron Popeil Jerk.

Why does Doc's hair look like a fish in this drawing? Okay, bye.

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10.58 a.m. eat some chex mix.

The Great Merman Terror.

Oh boy. It sounds like George is suffering from some mental illness. He's being visited by space aliens threatening to vaporize his brain! Keep that one to yourself George. This guy is troubled. But we all know that Darth Vader is actually Marty McFly. So maybe George isn't nuts at all. He just lacks social skills.

I wish some one would sneak into my room and pull a trick like that on me! I love practical jokes. Just don't show up in a clown suit. I have a bit of a clown-phobia. But if a mermaid or a merman showed up to give me secret orders in the middle of the night I think I would be thrilled! "If you don't run in the Juy 4th Marathon, I will come back and slap you with a fish. A big fish." Yikes! Leave me alone merman!

On a side note, check out this website.

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It asks you if a dog named Roxie rules. Though every time I try to answer, my comment gets deleted. I used to think Roxie rules, but now I am not so sure. Leave Roxie a comment, see if it sticks.

Teenagers and Problems With Promptness!

Why is it that Marty keeps on showing up tardy to school? Four Days in a row! There is no excuse for that! Maybe you need to cut back on the time you spend at the creepy inventors house in the morning, Marty.

I bet Marty is going to get detention soon. Wouldn't it be great if the character of Marty McFly was in the Breakfast Club! He could get that whole crazy gang into some time travel situations. This smells like a late 80's Saturday morning cartoon to me! Throw in some Snorkels and Kelly Kapowski from Saved By The Bell and you've just created the perfect show!

A Portrait of Doc Brown

Good morning! Wow, Doc is watching a tape of himself in the future! Isn't watching your future-self on video against the time space continuum by-laws? Doc is awfully curious about the future, for a guy who claims not to be! If I ever get a hold of a video of future-me I don't think I would want to watch it. It would just be too weird!

I didn't know TVs in the 1950's came equipped with the proper hook ups for 1980's JVC camcorders. That doesn't seem right. Maybe Doc just invented an input jack for his TV. What a great inventor. Now he needs to invent a mirror to keep track of that hair!

The Keys to the Truck.

Welcome back! In this scene Biff seems kinda decent. This is totally not like him. Or anybody else in his family for that matter. So Biff is a jerk in 1955. He is a jerk in 1985 version one. A jerk in 2015. How come he is kinda nice now? This is out of character for him. This scene fits in nicely as an end to BTTF I, but seems out of place in the trilogy as a whole.

Where did Biff get that awesome track suit? Does he compete in some sort of over 40 decathlon after he waxes cars? I bet he'd be good at shot put, but suck at pole vault.

Marty looks more and more like a mole-man every time I draw him.