I Don't Wanna Be a Pinhead No More.

Welcome back! Marty's band the Pinheads are getting ready to rock out for some talent show judges. This is a big moment in Marty's rock career. So why did he roll up to the gym right before they were supposed to perform, pick up his guitar, barely say 'hi' to his band mates, and then introduce the band? Have you ever heard of being prepared Marty? You think I just role up to the computer and start writing blogs without being prepared? Actually, that's exactly what I do. But if I knew there were going to be 4 people in folding chairs watching me and judging me, including Huey Lewis, I might try a little harder.

I forgot to draw the drummer! Oops! Lets just pretend they have a drum machine back there.

This blog is getting exceedingly difficult. I am running out of things to draw. But I don't think I am quite ready to move on to BTTF 2. Is there anything that I missed that you really want to see? And don't say 'George and Biff making out' because I wont do that you pervs.

A Clock Tower on a Bender

Good morning. Here is a lady collecting for Charity. She wants you to donate money to help preserve the clock tower. Forget that! I am not giving money to a clock tower! The last time I did that the clock tower just spent the money on booze. I might consider donating money if I could be assured that it would go towards programs that could really help a struggling clock tower get back on its feet. You know, a program to teach them job skills or something.

I am kidding. Charity is good.

Licence and Registration Please.

This is supposed to be two columns of fire with a licence plate spinning in the middle. Did you pick up on that? You know whats hard to accurately draw when you have no artistic ability? Two columns of fire with a spinning licence plate. This scene happened when they first did a test run of the time machine. You know, the one where they use Einstein as the space monkey. I still have issues with that.

I hope Einstein doesn't get pulled over for by the inter-time-space-continuum police for having a missing plate! How would he explain that one! He's a dog. He can't explain anything! "Woof Woof, my wife is at the vets having pups!" I wonder what the fine for driving without plates in an abstract plane is? What currency do they accept? Do you get points on your licence? Remember the movie Time Cops? That was a Jean Claude Van Damme picture. It has nothing to do with this sort of thing. Neither does Blood Sport.

Doc really had a lot of for sight to get vanity plates that say 'OUTATIME'. He clearly had this time machine idea planned out for quite a while! Have you ever been to the DMV.

How Much is That Lady in the Window?

Welcome back (to the future). Marty is quite the ladies man huh? He's got his girlfriend Jennifer, his teenage mother wants to jump his bones, and look at this! As he hitches a ride on his skateboard on the back of a jeep, he has the stones to wave at a bunch of girls doing Jazzercise. And they are waving back! Wow. What a smooth operator. There is no way I could have pulled this of when I was in high school. I couldn't even pull this off now! It would probably result in some sort of law suit.

If you made this movie now Jazzercise would be replaced by Brazilian martial arts or something. How do people exercise now a days? I live in a bubble.

Crash Course to Confusion

Welcome back! What does Grandpa Baines mean 'Another' kid jumped in front of his car. Another? If kids keep jumping in front of your car, maybe its time to reevaluate your driving habits. This street needs one of those 'slow- children at play' signs. Did they have them in the 1950's? If that doesn't work maybe one of those signs with a mama duck followed by a bunch of smaller ducks. That would definitely make me slow down. I respect ducks. That's what my tombstone is going to say. "He respected ducks." or "Friend of ducks everywhere." Except for Flintheart Glomgold. He was a scheming bastard.

Dead Doc?????

Good Morning! So as soon as Marty gets home from a hard week of time traveling he witnesses his friend get shot down . Welcome home Marty! By the way your pet turtle Lars is dead. Talk about a sucky welcome home present. But what's this? Doc isn't dead after all. That's good, I guess. By why did he play possum until after Marty came over and started to cry? Couldn't he have just jumped up and said "I am alright, I am alright" That would have been much cooler than taking Marty on the emotional roller coaster. Can anyone say selfish? That's like when those people have fake funerals for themselves. Creepy.

How come all the way thru the movie Doc talks about "messing with the time space continuum" and "not affecting events in the future". But then at the end of the movie after he reveals Marty's letter, he says "well, I figured, what the hell." That's a serious plot flaw.

Oh well. See you in the future!

Ring Leader of the Tormentors

Oh man. Poor George. And poor Marty. Poor McFly family. That Biff is such a bully. Physical abuse. Verbal abuse. Psychological abuse. He's a bad apple. If I was George I'd do Biff's homework in a shoddy manner. I'd misspell words on purpose! "Here is my aglembra homework teacher."

Does any one know where I can find a soda shop? Do they still make those? I am in the mood for a coke-float! But don't direct me to one if there is a chance that I'll run into a bully! Or my teenage future son! I am not ready for that yet.

Do you ever wonder what your teenage future son might be like? I do. I bet he has some sort of robotic laser cannon arm! I'll call him Kill-Bot 3000! Or Ryan. I can't wait to meet you robo-son!