Friday, May 30, 2008

Sweet Georgia Brown




Wow! Look at this! In order to escape a harsh beat down Marty has broken a small child's toy. The kid is quite angry about this at first, however after seeing Marty's Tony Hawk moves he seems to be okay with his property being destroyed. I don't know how to feel about this. It's sorta like when the Harlem Globetrotters throw a bucket of water on you. You're sitting there thinking "Wow, this is awesome! They've managed to mix basketball and entertainment! What's in that silver pail Curly Neal? Oh no, please be a confetti bucket, please be a confetti bucket, please be a--" Splash!-- You just broke my scooter box!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Our Man on the Street



Hey, look at this homeless man! He is mumbling to himself because Marty just crashed the delorean into a movie theatre. He is accusing Marty of being a crazy drunk driver, but he himself appears to be the intoxicated one! I bet this man doesn't even own a car. If he did he'd likely be sleeping in it. This is probably the result of Regan-nomics. Those who don't own glass houses shouldn't throw drunken stones!

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Dancing with Myself




Hi everyone! Welcome back! Look at this! George is dancing by himself next to a statue of Neptune at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. (Neptune the sea God, not Neptune the planet- silly heads) That's a pretty bold move for the nerdiest kid in school. That's down right ballsy! I would say this is probably the moment when George got the courage to stand up to Biff. If you can dance by yourself in front of a large group of people then you can do anything. I won't even dance in front of the mirror with the lights out in my own bedroom! I am a wuss! See you in the not to distant future....Tomorrow.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

The Bearer of Bad News




Welcome back! This is a drawing of the talent show judge. He has a megaphone, and he is crushing Marty's dreams with it. He is telling Marty that his band the Pinheads are too darn loud. The judge is Huey Lewis! Huey Lewis is in no position to be judging music. Here are some ways in which Huey Lewis could benefit from a time machine:

1. Wake up every morning and travel back to September 4, 1983 when he was the most popular man in the world
2. Go back to when Ray Parker Jr. was writing the 'Ghost Busters' theme, play 'I want a new drug' and say "I am onto you!"
3. Get in on the ground floor of the whole rap thing.
4. Travel back to 1973 so he doesn't have to constantly hear, "Weren't you Huey Lewis?" all the time.

Huey Lewis, we are not friends anymore.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Hanging out with Dad




Hi! Happy memorial day! Why isn't there any mention of the Korean War in Back To The Future? It would have just ended a year or so earlier. Moving on.
Do you remember this scene? Marty and Teenage George are hanging laundry together, talking about taking advantage of Loraine. If that isn't awkward and creepy enough for Marty, George is also caressing a brassiere! Weird! I mean there are so many cool things you could do if you went back in time! The possibilities are almost endless. But you know what I wouldn't want to do? Watch my dweeby father fondle my grandmothers underwear, while discussing the best way to molest my mom! Gross!

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Photo Finished




Oh No! Marty's brother is vanishing from this photo! I guess that's what happens when you're 25, work at Burger King, and wear Mickey Mouse T-shirts. He probably wouldn't say it, but I bet Marty is glad that it's his brother disappearing and not his sister. Because even though she claims not to be, she is indeed Marty's phone answering service. And those are hard to replace!
My brother gave our grandmother a photo of the him and I where I am looking particularly goofy. I look like I am eating something super sour. Or sitting on a porcupine! I wish that picture would disappear!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

For the Love of Muammar Kadaffi!!!



Welcome back! Watch out you stupid Libyans, You're about to run into a photo developing stand in the middle of a parking lot! Remember those things? Why did they become extinct? Maybe it's because they were Volkswagen bus magnets! Anyway, why are these Libyans so angry at Doc Brown for stealing the plutonium? Didn't they steal it themselves? It's not as if they were the ones who mined it, enriched it, and then made it weapons grade. You don't see a bunch of power plant scientist and technicians shooting at them from a van do you? I think these guys are overreacting a bit. But I guess they wouldn't be called terrorist if they were known to have a sunny disposition!

Friday, May 23, 2008

What's up Doc?




Look at Doc's crazy hat! That is definitely weird looking. I bet it is hard to keep on his head too! This is another one of Doc's wacky inventions. It's supposed to allow him to read minds. Quick, Doc, do you know what I am thinking now? If you guessed "Your hat looks pretty stupid!" then Bingo! Until Tomorrow...

Thursday, May 22, 2008

The Alpha Drawing



Hi! Here is a picture of the delorean. This is the first drawing in the Back To The Future scene-genre that I ever drew! This is the drawing that inspired the rest. Its kind of funny considering how horrible this drawing is. I didn't even think I'd post it, but here it is! Let me point out some of the nuances. Please note the following:

1. The dash board says 88 mph!
2. The enlargement arrow box highlighting the Flux Capacitor!
3. The banana peel floating over the Mr. Fusion!

Please note that since this drawing I have graduated to a nicer pen! And hopefully the overall aesthetic appeal of the drawings has improved also. Alright, I guarantee tomorrows drawing will be super amazing!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Wah! Baby wants an early parole




Hi! Oh man I can't draw! Oh well. Isn't this a funny idea though? A baby in jail! Can you imagine that! What could a baby possibly do to end up in jail? Take some pacifiers? Embezzle funds from the piggy bank? Steal candy from another baby? Crazy!
I like the expression "Like taking candy from a baby." That means something is easy. Maybe the expression "Like a baby getting sent to prison" should mean that something is difficult. See you in the not to distant future! i.e. Tomorrow.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Curious George



Imagine finding out your dad is a peeping tom! How embarrassing. That's a major societal taboo! I am surprised that shame alone didn't cause Marty to disappear into oblivion right then and there. If I were Marty, once I got the time machine fixed the first thing I'd do is go further back in time and stage a 'dad-don't-turn-into-a-geeky-perv' intervention. The second thing I would do is kill baby Hitler. What would you do? See you tomorrow!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Oh Crap!!!




Hello again! This scene is awesome! Can you imagine your fancy convertible car being filled with manure? Well Biff can, and he isn't happy about it. Threat of manure avalanche has to be one of the major drawbacks of owning a convertible.
I've always wondered why Biff's friend here is always wearing 3D glasses. I know it's a pretty cool look and all, but isn't life already in 3D? What are the affects of constant 3D glasses wearing? I get nauseas if I wear them for more than 5 minutes at a time! As a kid I thought the Nintendo game 'Rad Racer' was less than rad. (Incidentally, I thought Excite Bike was pretty exciting. And while 'Marble Madness' was a little Whacky, in the end it was quite a sane video game experience) But seriously, I bet this guy must suffer from constant migraine head aches! Maybe that is why he turned into a Biff henchman. All that constant pain and anger! See you in the future! (Tomorrow)

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Van Halen = Hazardous Material



Welcome back! I love this scene! Don't you? But it makes me wonder, why does Marty have to prey on his Father's emotional weaknesses? Is it really necessary to toy with oh-so fragile George? Sometimes I wish people would just feel comfortable with telling others the truth, rather than trying to be manipulative like Marty here. Couldn't he have just said "George, I need you to make babies with Loraine so that one day I can set your living room rug on fire." What would be the harm in that? Oh yeah, the whole time-space-continuum-paradox disappearing thing. But then again, isn't honesty the best policy? Now that is the real paradox. Till Tomorrow. Bye

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Go, Marty, Go!!!


Welcome to the first post on "Your Daily Future Now!!!" where every day you will find a new Back To The Future drawing accompanied by a few words of reflection. I hope you like my first drawing! As you can see Marty is so excited that he has stopped the whole disappearing into nothingness thing, that he has decided to introduce the world to 'Rock and Roll'. Thanks Marty! But I don't think they're ready for it yet. But you know who is? The truly visionary Marvin Berry. However, instead of keeping the goldmine that is 'Rock and Roll' for himself, Marvin generously passes the gift of music onto his cousin Chuck.
Why would Marvin Berry do such a stupid thing? Did he over estimate the severity of his hand injury- fearing that he'd never be able to play again? Perhaps he owed cousin Chuck some sort of gambling debt? Maybe a childhood bout with polio left him unable to recreate Marty's duck walk? Whatever the reason, I think Marvin Berry made a poor decision. I mean, I like my cousins and all, but not that much! See you tomorrow with another classic drawing!