I Don't Wanna Be a Pinhead No More.

Welcome back! Marty's band the Pinheads are getting ready to rock out for some talent show judges. This is a big moment in Marty's rock career. So why did he roll up to the gym right before they were supposed to perform, pick up his guitar, barely say 'hi' to his band mates, and then introduce the band? Have you ever heard of being prepared Marty? You think I just role up to the computer and start writing blogs without being prepared? Actually, that's exactly what I do. But if I knew there were going to be 4 people in folding chairs watching me and judging me, including Huey Lewis, I might try a little harder.

I forgot to draw the drummer! Oops! Lets just pretend they have a drum machine back there.

This blog is getting exceedingly difficult. I am running out of things to draw. But I don't think I am quite ready to move on to BTTF 2. Is there anything that I missed that you really want to see? And don't say 'George and Biff making out' because I wont do that you pervs.

A Clock Tower on a Bender

Good morning. Here is a lady collecting for Charity. She wants you to donate money to help preserve the clock tower. Forget that! I am not giving money to a clock tower! The last time I did that the clock tower just spent the money on booze. I might consider donating money if I could be assured that it would go towards programs that could really help a struggling clock tower get back on its feet. You know, a program to teach them job skills or something.

I am kidding. Charity is good.

Licence and Registration Please.

This is supposed to be two columns of fire with a licence plate spinning in the middle. Did you pick up on that? You know whats hard to accurately draw when you have no artistic ability? Two columns of fire with a spinning licence plate. This scene happened when they first did a test run of the time machine. You know, the one where they use Einstein as the space monkey. I still have issues with that.

I hope Einstein doesn't get pulled over for by the inter-time-space-continuum police for having a missing plate! How would he explain that one! He's a dog. He can't explain anything! "Woof Woof, my wife is at the vets having pups!" I wonder what the fine for driving without plates in an abstract plane is? What currency do they accept? Do you get points on your licence? Remember the movie Time Cops? That was a Jean Claude Van Damme picture. It has nothing to do with this sort of thing. Neither does Blood Sport.

Doc really had a lot of for sight to get vanity plates that say 'OUTATIME'. He clearly had this time machine idea planned out for quite a while! Have you ever been to the DMV.

How Much is That Lady in the Window?

Welcome back (to the future). Marty is quite the ladies man huh? He's got his girlfriend Jennifer, his teenage mother wants to jump his bones, and look at this! As he hitches a ride on his skateboard on the back of a jeep, he has the stones to wave at a bunch of girls doing Jazzercise. And they are waving back! Wow. What a smooth operator. There is no way I could have pulled this of when I was in high school. I couldn't even pull this off now! It would probably result in some sort of law suit.

If you made this movie now Jazzercise would be replaced by Brazilian martial arts or something. How do people exercise now a days? I live in a bubble.

Crash Course to Confusion

Welcome back! What does Grandpa Baines mean 'Another' kid jumped in front of his car. Another? If kids keep jumping in front of your car, maybe its time to reevaluate your driving habits. This street needs one of those 'slow- children at play' signs. Did they have them in the 1950's? If that doesn't work maybe one of those signs with a mama duck followed by a bunch of smaller ducks. That would definitely make me slow down. I respect ducks. That's what my tombstone is going to say. "He respected ducks." or "Friend of ducks everywhere." Except for Flintheart Glomgold. He was a scheming bastard.

Dead Doc?????

Good Morning! So as soon as Marty gets home from a hard week of time traveling he witnesses his friend get shot down . Welcome home Marty! By the way your pet turtle Lars is dead. Talk about a sucky welcome home present. But what's this? Doc isn't dead after all. That's good, I guess. By why did he play possum until after Marty came over and started to cry? Couldn't he have just jumped up and said "I am alright, I am alright" That would have been much cooler than taking Marty on the emotional roller coaster. Can anyone say selfish? That's like when those people have fake funerals for themselves. Creepy.

How come all the way thru the movie Doc talks about "messing with the time space continuum" and "not affecting events in the future". But then at the end of the movie after he reveals Marty's letter, he says "well, I figured, what the hell." That's a serious plot flaw.

Oh well. See you in the future!

Ring Leader of the Tormentors

Oh man. Poor George. And poor Marty. Poor McFly family. That Biff is such a bully. Physical abuse. Verbal abuse. Psychological abuse. He's a bad apple. If I was George I'd do Biff's homework in a shoddy manner. I'd misspell words on purpose! "Here is my aglembra homework teacher."

Does any one know where I can find a soda shop? Do they still make those? I am in the mood for a coke-float! But don't direct me to one if there is a chance that I'll run into a bully! Or my teenage future son! I am not ready for that yet.

Do you ever wonder what your teenage future son might be like? I do. I bet he has some sort of robotic laser cannon arm! I'll call him Kill-Bot 3000! Or Ryan. I can't wait to meet you robo-son!

The farmer from hell

Look Out! A hill billy farmer is shooting a shotgun at Marty! He is also calling him a mutated son of a ------. Marty is not a mutated space alien! He is a human time traveler. Talk about a hostile reception. I thought the 1950's were a simpler time. I guess this guy didn't get the memo. Maybe he is from the jerky future also. I thought farmers only got cross with you when you took advantage of their daughters.

I don't think I would like being a farmer. It seems like hard work. But then again, so is being a Back To The Future blog guy. I think I would like to be a Macgyver.

The Disappearing Hand

Good Morning! Man that Marty can sure play a mean guitar! But why is he having such a hard time with 'Earth Angel'? It seems to be a pretty straight forward song. And he's just playing rhythm guitar, they're not asking him to play any wicked leads or anything. We already saw him tear it up with the pinheads earlier in the movie. So why is he having such a hard time now? This is confusing. OH SNAP! His right hand is disappearing! No wonder he can't play the song right. George better kiss Loraine before Marty's whole body disintegrates, leaving a suit and guitar laying on the floor next to a bunch of confused Star lighters!

You like how I drew that disappearing hand? All outlined and bubbly? Pretty good, huh?

The Doctor of Self Love

Good Morning! Marty has some sort of suction cup-brain reading device attached to his head! It seems like all of Doc's inventions are selfish in nature. Let ME read your mind. I want to time travel. This guy never thinks about society as a whole! Its all Doc, all the time! How selfish. Even the dog food dispenser was designed to make Doc's life easier. I wonder what else he has invented? Maybe a girls locker room invisibility potion. Or a soft-serve ice cream dispensing statue of Lincoln! Or maybe some sort of sexy robot! This guy is a real selfish perv!

I Once Got Busy in a Burger King Bathroom

This might be the worst drawing ever! Sorry. Does anybody else think it's weird that Marty stops by Doc's house before school anyway? When I was a kid the mornings were always hectic. There was not time to visit eccentric inventors. Unless you count the time I set aside to watch inspector gadget! But I guess that's why Marty has gotten 4 tardies in a row!

Wait a minute, why is there a Burger King right outside of Doc's house? I mean literally right outside! Marty opens the door and he is in the Burger King parking lot. How does that happen? Does Doc ever get that weird feeling that the 'King' is peeking into his windows as he does his experiments? Freaky.

Did anybody else try to hang onto the back of a car on a skateboard after they saw this movie as a kid? I tried to, but I could never catch the back of the car! They go pretty fast! I guess I should have hung out in a Burger King parking lot.

The ultimate Joy buzzer!

Yowzer! Talk about dramatic! At the last moment Doc got the power chords connected. Right as the lightning was striking. I guess for the quote in the drawing I should of said "Thunder" and not "Lightning". You don't hear lightning. But I bet Doc felt it! Am I right? Maybe this is why his hair is constantly standing straight up in 1985. 1.21 jigowats is one spicy meatball. I am surprised Doc isn't dead! Or at least impotent!

Time Travel Hangover

Good morning! Looks like Marty had a rough night! Look how he is laying. That doesn't look comfortable. I don't know about you but when I am extremely tired, I like to sleep in a relaxing position. Maybe time travel makes your body all losey-goosey! Maybe Marty has some sort of jello-body!

Who sets their alarm clock for 10:28 am? That's just weird. Why not 10:30? And how ironic that when the alarm goes off a song about time travel is playing! That would freak me out! That's too close to home. That we be like if you woke up and a song about waking up was on the radio! Weird! Maybe that Folgers in your cup song. Or 'wake me up before you go-go'. Isn't it weird that a wake is something you have when someone dies, but it also means to get up in the morning? Alright, I am way off topic.

Apparently Marty also suffers from some sort of tiny foot syndrome! See you in the future!

Anger Management

Watch out! Those Libyans are about to shoot Doc! This is bad. But why does Marty yell and then jump out in front of them afterwards? That doesn't make sense. It seems like he has a death wish or something. That Marty sure has anger issues! I think they hint on that later in the trilogy. In fact at one point he gets so angry that he grows long shaggy hair all over his body and then plays basketball like Charles Barkley or something! Oops. That's teen wolf. I get all of those MJF movies confused. MJF means Micheal J Fox. MJF is what the kids call him.

Hey, guess what? It's contest time! The first person to tell me which famous spanish painting inspired todays drawing will win some sort of prize! Who likes prizes?

floating away

This scene doesn't really happen in the movie. But Doc does make this comment and it made me wonder. What if there were some sort of problem with gravity in the future! That would be nuts! First of all your coffee table would float away, and then your lamp would float to the ceiling. And don't even try to give your dog a bone, because it will fly away too. Wow! This is heavy. But actually it is light.

Why is it so hard to become an astronaut?

Too many chromosomes

Oh my gosh! Loraine is lunging at Marty in a kissy-kissy manner. That's her own son! Disgusting. How come every time I draw Loraine she ends up looking like some bug eyed monster? Does that mean I hate woman? I don't think I do. I think it means I can't draw very well! I'll try to do better for you Loraine. Now stop trying to make-out with your own off spring! That could lead to deformities like I just drew! See you in the future!

Chopping Mall

Okay. So a couple of things. Marty really likes to skateboard huh? Why aren't his parents all that concerned that he has befriended a single, older, mad scientist man, that he sneaks off in the middle of the night to see? That raises a big red flag if I am a parent! Only bad things can happen at malls at 1:15 AM! How long will it be before "Marty, I need help with one of my experiments" turns into "Marty I need help taking a bath" Creepy! But I guess the mid 1980's were a simpler time.

Remember when malls had arcades! I liked to play Spy Hunter at SpacePort! Remember the candy Neco Wafers? You could suck them down until they were quarter sized and then stick them in the games! Free Rampage anyone?

Liquid Motivation

Way to order your beverages aggressively George! You tell that man what you want and tell him you want it now. Way to be assertive! Now go tell that girl you are taking her to the enchantment under the sea dance. Don't ask her, tell her!

Is chocolate milk some sort of George energy elixir? Like spinach for Popeye? Or bananas for banana-man? Or anger for the Hulk? Or poison spiders for spider man? Or ladies for Wilmer Valderamma?

I drew lines next to the chocolate milk to indicate movement. Did you catch that.

If the customers are this rude, maybe the soda jerk has a right to be a jerk!

Goldie likes to party

Re-elect "Goldie Wilson"? Lets exam the issues. It seems like Hill Valley has a problem with homeless people sleeping on city benches. The down town area is dilapidated and in need of revitalization. The schools seem to be at least fifty years old and completely run down. Teenagers are running wild hanging on the back of cars while ridding skateboards. The clock tower has been broken for decades.

I am sorry "Goldie", I can't give you my endorsement. You've had a nice run but I am voting for the other guy. Besides, that whole Samoan hooker debacle doesn't help your credibility either!

Skate or Die!

4th of July! Get out of here, and don't make us kick your butt again England!

Look at Marty ollie that bush! He's got Biff and his goons chasing him in a car! I think he's got the ghost/bees that come out when you run out of time from the Nintendo game 720 on his tail too! Remember that game? No, your thinking of Skate or Die. I am talking about 720. I liked that game. I really, really liked A Boy and his Blob.

That Marty is pretty good on a skateboard. He was extreme before extreme was eXtreme!

On the first day

Okay, okay. I kinda lied yesterday. This is the actual first scene in the movie. It's the first thing you see when you turn on the DVD. It's the earth! And has some cloudy rings around it. And the word universal in the middle. This got me thinking. How universal is Back To The Future? It seems like one of the least universal movies in the world. I don't think time travel is something that everyone can relate to. I don't think there are people in Cambodia thinking 'Boy, I hope my arm doesn't disappear because I am parking with my teenage mother!'

Maybe this movie should have been made by a production company called "Specific" or "UnUniversal" or "Miramax"

In the begining...

Top of the Morning! This is the absolute first scene in the movie. It's a bunch of clocks! Boy they were really trying to set the tone with the whole time thematic thing. They're practically hitting you over the head with clocks!

I think this is a pretty boring way to start off such an awesome movie. If I was in charge of BTTF I think I would have started the movie with some ninjas smoking crack on a trampoline or something! That would be exciting! Or maybe I'd start the movie off with George punching Biff in the face. Then thru an elaborate string of flashbacks work my way towards the beginning.

I think my favorite clock is the Felix the Cat one. That thing is pretty rad! Meow!

Doc Brown, Quaterback, Atlanta Falcons.

Wow. Why is Doc sending his dog Einstien on the first test run of the time machine? This seems risky! What if the Delorean were to blow-up? What if Einstein were to be sent into the distant future where dogs were killed for sport! This guy is a good inventor, but a bad dog owner!

isn't Einstein cute? I like this dog. woof.