Chopping Mall

Okay. So a couple of things. Marty really likes to skateboard huh? Why aren't his parents all that concerned that he has befriended a single, older, mad scientist man, that he sneaks off in the middle of the night to see? That raises a big red flag if I am a parent! Only bad things can happen at malls at 1:15 AM! How long will it be before "Marty, I need help with one of my experiments" turns into "Marty I need help taking a bath" Creepy! But I guess the mid 1980's were a simpler time.

Remember when malls had arcades! I liked to play Spy Hunter at SpacePort! Remember the candy Neco Wafers? You could suck them down until they were quarter sized and then stick them in the games! Free Rampage anyone?

Liquid Motivation

Way to order your beverages aggressively George! You tell that man what you want and tell him you want it now. Way to be assertive! Now go tell that girl you are taking her to the enchantment under the sea dance. Don't ask her, tell her!

Is chocolate milk some sort of George energy elixir? Like spinach for Popeye? Or bananas for banana-man? Or anger for the Hulk? Or poison spiders for spider man? Or ladies for Wilmer Valderamma?

I drew lines next to the chocolate milk to indicate movement. Did you catch that.

If the customers are this rude, maybe the soda jerk has a right to be a jerk!

Goldie likes to party

Re-elect "Goldie Wilson"? Lets exam the issues. It seems like Hill Valley has a problem with homeless people sleeping on city benches. The down town area is dilapidated and in need of revitalization. The schools seem to be at least fifty years old and completely run down. Teenagers are running wild hanging on the back of cars while ridding skateboards. The clock tower has been broken for decades.

I am sorry "Goldie", I can't give you my endorsement. You've had a nice run but I am voting for the other guy. Besides, that whole Samoan hooker debacle doesn't help your credibility either!

Skate or Die!

4th of July! Get out of here, and don't make us kick your butt again England!

Look at Marty ollie that bush! He's got Biff and his goons chasing him in a car! I think he's got the ghost/bees that come out when you run out of time from the Nintendo game 720 on his tail too! Remember that game? No, your thinking of Skate or Die. I am talking about 720. I liked that game. I really, really liked A Boy and his Blob.

That Marty is pretty good on a skateboard. He was extreme before extreme was eXtreme!

On the first day

Okay, okay. I kinda lied yesterday. This is the actual first scene in the movie. It's the first thing you see when you turn on the DVD. It's the earth! And has some cloudy rings around it. And the word universal in the middle. This got me thinking. How universal is Back To The Future? It seems like one of the least universal movies in the world. I don't think time travel is something that everyone can relate to. I don't think there are people in Cambodia thinking 'Boy, I hope my arm doesn't disappear because I am parking with my teenage mother!'

Maybe this movie should have been made by a production company called "Specific" or "UnUniversal" or "Miramax"

In the begining...

Top of the Morning! This is the absolute first scene in the movie. It's a bunch of clocks! Boy they were really trying to set the tone with the whole time thematic thing. They're practically hitting you over the head with clocks!

I think this is a pretty boring way to start off such an awesome movie. If I was in charge of BTTF I think I would have started the movie with some ninjas smoking crack on a trampoline or something! That would be exciting! Or maybe I'd start the movie off with George punching Biff in the face. Then thru an elaborate string of flashbacks work my way towards the beginning.

I think my favorite clock is the Felix the Cat one. That thing is pretty rad! Meow!

Doc Brown, Quaterback, Atlanta Falcons.

Wow. Why is Doc sending his dog Einstien on the first test run of the time machine? This seems risky! What if the Delorean were to blow-up? What if Einstein were to be sent into the distant future where dogs were killed for sport! This guy is a good inventor, but a bad dog owner!

isn't Einstein cute? I like this dog. woof.